We had such a good time making a rap parody video of Wolverine that we decided we should do it again. This time the Semi-Pro Kid and I decided to channel our inner Eminem to lampoon everybody’s favorite neighborhood wall crawler.
Here’s the lyrics if anyone out there has a desire to make a remix cover:
“Stand back kids Wanna know what it’s like to get chewed on by radioactive arachnids?
First off, I lost my uncle Ben my freshman year of high school. Now I’m battling ninjas in a quasi-futuristic knife duel with Deadpool. And it doesn’t even matter how many super villains I fight through I can’t even figure out who they pay my merchandising rights to.
I know that great responsibility is a result of great powers but how am I supposed to be a superhero when I ain’t got time to take hot showers?
Some people call me amazing. Some people call me a freak. Some people call me a menace. I’m just trying survive the week.
It’s tough being your friendly neighborhood wall crawler when You’ve rebooted more times than a one-legged marine. I fought a guy made of electric. You still won’t forget that one dance scene.
I wish I was a baller but the other day I tried to buy a loaf of bread. A dude shot hot glue at me while a troll on a glider threw flaming pumpkins at my head. Part of me wants to hulk out. Like Bruce Banner huffing on a gamma ray. Meanwhile I can’t even keep my best friend Iron Man from trying to hit it with my Auntie May.
I can’t win. Even tried making my spidey suit a little bit darker. Now this cranky old white guy wont quit screaming “get in here, Parker!”
Some people call me amazing. Some people call me a freak. Some people call me a menace. I’m just trying to survive the week.”
Which superhero do you think deserves a parody video next? Snoop Yoda? Old Dirty Stark?